So... you know what's fucking hilarious in this apartment situation?

By and large, no one gives a shit if I have the money or not. For every single apartment, if I could show three months worth of paychecks, that would be good enough. That's it... 3 months.

Well, it just occured to me... I OWN my own fucking business. It's a fully registered LLC in the state of Washington. This, by the way, is why I've technically haven't been unemployed... because I'm "self-employed".

If I had known this horseshit would've been an issue... I could've quite easily paid myself a very handsome fucking salary for 3 months... since "paying myself" is just transferring money from one account to another. But it would've been legit enought to use as income.

Clearly I couldn't have known.... but I'm just saying... that's how dumb this is. BUT ALSO... I know for moving time next year.

Dumb, dumb shit. 🙂

C'est la vie.